"The axe forgets; the tree remembers."

African Proverb (via onigiri85)

Do tree got tiddys

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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."


I will reblog this every single time

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This is so fucking awesome

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(Source: quotethat, via pizza)


you ever wanna reblog a post on here but you dont because its too mean and your mama raised you better but you still hit that like button and laugh at it on your own because your grown but not that grown

(via tylerchokely)


rock n roll basically has 2 moods

  • fuck you
  • lets fuck

(via 5sostrum)


old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

(via hi)

"Sleep is good, and books are better."
- Tyrion Lannister (via 50shadesoftobias)

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