pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

(via lameborghini)

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

(via fuckinq)

"A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms."
- from Zen Shin Talks  (via ispysj)

(Source: serymn, via weird-cause-im-high)

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via pizza)

snapchatting:

it’ll be like stealing candy from a baby: completely pointless and generally unrewarding

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

(via panerasexual)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via circumcising)

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(via landorus)

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

(via fuckinq)