• fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via circumcising)

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
- Bill Watterson (via kushandwizdom)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via joshpeck)

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

(Source: funkhotline, via tylerchokely)